Lois Lane's Top Ten Signs Your Boyfriend May Be a Manipulator/Manipulative Psychopath

10. He seems to be wearing a hairpiece.
9. He has a god complex, but laughs it off.
8. He favors windowless buildings underground or far removed from civilization.
7. You have an exchange like this—Him: "You remind me of someone." You: "Who?" Him: "The woman of my dreams."—and he seems to be taking it seriously.
6. He pushes you into crime in a don't-knock-it-til-you've-tried-it sort of way.
5. You can't remember who you are or anything about your past, and he's all over you like white on rice.
4. While you're trying to recover your memories, he suggests major life changes like moving to the south of France.
3. There is another man always hovering around looking tortured whenever he sees your boyfriend touching you, and your boyfriend seems to get a kick out of this.
2. The veins on his head twitch when you mention major figures in your life, such as a coworker or a close friend.
1. He is anybody but Clark Kent.