"Are you a cast member of any popular prime-time sitcoms?"

Today I received the following survey:

Subject: Love in the Leasing Office: Apartments.com Survey

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Apartments.com -

What Renters Want

Apartments.com wants to know what renters want! To find out, we'd like to get your opinion on various topics that are important to renters. This month, to help celebrate Valentines Day, Apartments.com wants to know the juicy details of your love life as a renter.

Click the link below to answer a survey on "love in the leasing office." Answer questions like:

Have you ever dated someone that lived in your apartment building?

If you did, how did that relationship work out?

Have you ever had a crush on someone that worked in your building?

Your feedback is valuable! As a special thank you for completing this survey, we'll send you the results so that you can get a glimpse into the love life of other renters.

Thank you for your time and feedback!
-Your Friends at Apartments.com




First, and least importantly...shouldn't the first question say “someone who lived in your apartment building”?

The whole thing has a “check yes or no” flavor to it. It’s like they’re sending the survey because a friend of a friend thinks you’re cute and wants to know if you think he’s cute, and maybe you could go out for pizza sometime.