This weekend I had my first to-my-face proposal of marriage. From a 15-year-old boy. (Later, he clarified, "You know I was just kidding, right?" But I had picked up on that before the clarification.) Anyway, it was funny, so here it is:
Andrew: "Suzanne, will you marry me?"
Me: [after an abrupt, hysterical laugh] "No, but thank you for being so direct."
Jeremiah: "Not even if you were the last man on earth."
Andrew: "I've always wanted to be the last man on earth, just to test that out...."
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