Unleashing My Inner Techie

I hooked up my DSL modem on my own.

Also, I duct-taped a couple phone jack pieces that had snapped, and now it works. That's not the only jury-rigged solution I've come up in my years of doing things on my own. Seriously, I'm like MacGyver.

Now my internet connection is so fast I think I'm going to succumb to another round of internet addiction. At least until I finish watching back episodes of Lost and Ask a Ninja and stuff like that.